Open Letter to a Salesman

Dear Guy at My Front Door Holding a Clipboard:


 Yes, I saw you come up the walk, but no matter how many times you ring the bell and knock, I'm still not answering because I don't feel like talking to you.


I know you heard me call upstairs to my kids, but that was because I forgot I was pretending I'm not here.

In Blogging Limbo

Blogger sucks and I'm not loving the template limitations I have on Wordpress without paying, so I'm not sure how long this is going to take. Rest assured (because I know you're worried, right?) that everything will be up and running soon enough and I'll be back to regular posting.